The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness
September 16, 1987
30 min
✓ Released 14224 days ago
Comedy
Horror
TV Movie
7.0
User Score
2 votes
About
When Paul and Sandy Darden (Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore) move into a seemingly quiet upper-middle-class community, their American Dream is all but destroyed by the incessant din of barking dogs. So from valium-laced raw steaks to more hilarious methods of pet disposal, the Dardens try everything to make their dream house a quiet home.
Movie Info
Status: Released
Director: Jon Cutler
Runtime: 30 min
Top Cast
Judge Reinhold
Paul Darden
Demi Moore
Sandy Darden
Richard Kind
Dr. Schlazil
Don Calfa
Howard
Teryn Jenkins
Ellen
Twink Caplan
Nosy Neighbor
Cary Greenberg
Paperboy
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